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Old 05-11-2004, 12:02 PM   #42 (permalink)
blindawg
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Location: Northern Michigan
Said while recieving oral just a few months ago..

"I need hair gel"

.. I've always told her my mind is always thinking aobut 4 or 5 things at once, even during sex.. she neve belived me.. SHe was a bit upset, I believe is teh correct way to put it.. Luckiliy for me laster that night we were watching Will and Grace (Yuck - her choice no tmine)) and Will is really interested in this guy and as he walks away from they guy he thinks to himself "I need Fabric Softner" We both fell out of bed laughing and I was totally forgiven.

Anyway It sucks never being able to focus on one thing exclusively expically sex.
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