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Dogs can't sweat.
If it wasn't for pants there'd be doggie heat strokes and doggie spontaneous combustion all over the place.
Imagine the mess! And who's gonna clean it up?
Those fat cats in Washington?
I think not. No, it will be left up to the little guys like you and me.
That is why I'm in favor of pants.


And chicks look hot in tight faded blue jeans.

Edit (after giving it serious thought):

There's no law forbidding you from wearing skirts or dresses. As long as you're man enough to stand up to the millions and millions of people who will mock and ridicule you incessantly, go for it!

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