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You've just got to find a pair that fit like butter.
You will know when you find them because chicks will instantly have sex with you the second you put them on.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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