After the ducks are cleaned, dry and put them in a row. After dealing with other waterfowl, and you find a fowl odor present, initiate a bird search. You may wish to clean ducts, and ensure they are free of tape. In addition to carpit, attention should be paid to armpit, often a stinky spot, and other pits such as peach pit, plum pit, because rotting stone fruits are smelly, too. Stoned fruits can be smelly, but that's a hearse of a different color. (Think mauve)
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning. -Nilsson
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There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity -Big Daddy
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