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my dick is so big, I can fuck a black hole.
my dick is so big, it gives the Washington Monument feelings of inadequacy.
my dick is so big, I have to make an appointment with its secretary if I want to jerk off.
my dick is so big, I can fuck elevator shafts.
my dick is so big, it was invovled in the Big Bang.
my dick is so big, its cult of worshippers is now the 3rd largest religion on the planet.
my dick is so big, Bill Gates named Longhorn after it.
my dick is so big, it affects the tides.
my dick is so big, it has its own moon. (two of them, actually)
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz
I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...
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