Story time!
The other morning lurkette had to catch a flight, and I was driving her to the airport. She came out of the shower, mostly dry, and crawled into bed with me. We agreed that we needed to be out the door in fifteen minutes. We also agreed that, despite wanting to, that wasn't enough time for sex.
Which is how ratbastid became the recipient of the Worlds Fastest Blowjob that morning.
I swear, when that girl puts her mind to it, she can accomplish amazing things.
