Well done, Slauncha Man - lol.
Some more from Carey:
My dick is so big, I went to the Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand there and argue with the doorman.
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob. (One of my personal favourites)
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