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It used to be "I love you"...but this weekend, I heard something about how it was kind of "suprising" or "God you made me so wet". Possibly the best ever: "Okay, I'll be back, just let me go home and get dry panties" (I was with a girl at a hotel, and she apparently didn't expect for things to get quite as, um, "arousing" as they did)...
Another personal favorite:
(while looking in the mirror) "Oh my god, come look at my neck!" ...what can I say? I love to bite!
I like to know that I was more than what they expected...people tend to think that I'm very conservative, or that I'm not going to be very sexual, which is pretty damn far from the truth.
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it's all about self-indulgence
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