Ha ha, taking the Vigoorian Flail to the stereo woulda been nice. If I was in your position, I probably would've did the same thing (let's pretend I could crawl up a balcony for a second). Last year, the guys next to us left their alarm on during the weekend. My girlfriend stayed the weekend, and on Saturday morning, that fuckin alarm went off in their room for 2 straight hours. I beat on the wall and knocked on their door...nothing. I had enough of it after a while and went to open their door. It was unlocked! I walked inside. The alarm was fucking deafening. It sounded like a fucking fire alarm inside their room. I go to turn the alarm off, and look over...BOTH OF THE FUCKERS ARE ASLEEP ON THEIR BEDS!! It scared the shit outta me. They were just laying there asleep. The alarm went off the entire weekend and they just laid there asleep. I ran back out of the room and shut the door. I wrote for them to turn their fucking alarm off on the markerboard.
I hate when people are overly loud. Last year, the same fucking guys had their AIM noises turned up to about 150 decibels. I could hear the AOL chimes through a foot of concrete. Why in hell does ANYONE need to know when YOU press enter, much less when you get a fucking message?? It blinks! It fucking blinks when you get a message! The chime DOES NOT make you type faster! It does NOT increase the bandwidth! Jesus, turn the fucking AIM chimes OFF!!!!
-Lasereth
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