bernadette

wrkime, man... next election i'm voting for you as GOD. you the man for the job.

if i was the goddess, yeah goddess, women rule, fuckin deal with it...
i'd make every lotto ticket purchase a jackpot winner.
i would destroy hate & greed. liars & thieves & other slime of the earth forms would be banished to a dungeon full of their own pooh.
there'd be 3-day work weeks & 5 day weekends (yeah, i'd add an additional day to the week).
the temperature would remain a pleasant constant 74 degrees year round, except for people who like skiing, so the alps & tahoe would remain snowy year round.
all the domesticated homeless animals would have good homes where they're spoiled rotten & no one would complain about it.
they'd be no wars, cuz there's no greed or prejudice anymore.
crackprogram's keyboard would be nothing but the keys "M" & "N"

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