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If I were God, I would stop everyone from hating each other. I would get rid of diseases like cancer, ALS, and other nasty shit that takes you out in your prime. I would erase world hunger.
If I were God, I would make sure that every line you waited was the fastest line. I would make smoking smell nice and be consequence-free. I would make the ingredients for making beer so abundant that it would sell for only $1.00 a case.
If I were God, everyone would be able to have sex with anyone else they wanted, there would be no jealousy. Drug use would only affect you while you were using and would have no addictive effect-ever, and you would never overdose.
If I were God, everyone could afford a 1 million dollar house and drive around in Ferrari's. There would be a Ferrari SUV. Flyman would be President and his first Executive Order would be to turn the Capitol Dome into a gigantic hookah.
Before I start getting ludicrous, let me just say that a lot of things would certainly be different if I were God.
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It was like that when I got here....I swear.
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