OK, this pic and this thread reminded me of a great series of jokes written by Drew Carey in his "Dirty Jokes and Beer" book. He's got a whole chapter called 101 Big-Dick Jokes basically comprised of ones that he and his buddies come up with - all follow the pattern "My dick is so big that....." (Similar to the "Yo mamma's so fat..." jokes). But it also sounds like a good idea for a humour thread so I'm going to post it over there and get others to join in. Go there if you want to participate or read them. Samples:
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbour.
and so on....
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