Back in college I was talking to a female friend of mine on the phone...we were both flirting back and forth and such. We were talking about crazy things we'd done, and she mentioned something about a friend who showed up at her boyfriend's door only wearing an overcoat...nothing underneath. I made a comment on how sexy I thought something like that was.
About 30 minutes after I hang up the phone, I hear a knock on my dorm room door....