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Just give him bad self esteem. Then he'll never want to leave his little hut or whatever the hell the tiny thieves like to live in these days.
Start walking around the house and say "Man, I knew you were small, but SHEESH" and then laugh, you know he's gotta be within earshot.
That always worked against me.
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