Episode Information for Missionary: Impossible
Episode Number 241
First Aired February 20, 2000
Synopsis
Homer tries to anonymously pledge $10,000 to PBS to end the pledge break and get his favorite program back on the air. When PBS comes collecting, he goes on the run. Reverend Lovejoy helps Homer out by sticking him on a plane to do some missionary work in the South Pacific. It doesn't take long for Homer to corrupt the native population. Since he doesn't know anything about religion, he has the natives build a casino. Soon the island then turns from a tropical paradise into Atlantic City.
Best quotes:
Homer: I'm not NOT licking toads.
"It's a beautiful day... TO KICK YOUR ASS!" -Mr. Rogers
"God is powerful, but insecure. Like Barbra Streisand before James Brolin." -Homer
"We in Springfield are simple folk. We like our cars fast and our banks closed." -Homer
"Great, now my testicle's got ants on it" -Homer
Homer: Craig and Amy...Craig and Amy...why don't you MARRY Craig and Amy?
Homer: OH SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!!!
Here endith the lesson.
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