I bet this is somewhere else on here, but oh well.
A guy is sitting in a bar drinking himself stupid when a woman sits next to him and says, "What's wrong?"
Man: "My wife left me because I was too kinky for her."
Woman: "You're kidding! My husband just left me for the same reason!"
Man: "This is too good to be true. Should we go to your place or mine?"
Woman: "Mine."
They go to the woman's house.
Woman: "I'll be right back, just going to slip into something more comfortable."
She leaves and comes back decked out in the most insane dominatrix outfit imaginable. Black leather, whips, the works. To her surprise, the guy is putting his clothes on.
Woman: "What's the matter?"
Man: "I already fucked your dog and took a shit in your shoes, I'm done here."
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