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Old 04-28-2004, 03:08 PM   #79 (permalink)
nanofever
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Originally posted by HammerHand
I spent a very active youth sowing my wild oats. I travelled the world, sowing, to be honest. Getting women was never a problem for me. I was, to be very honest a real prick, too. I could not be trusted around my friends wives and girlfriends. If the opportunity came up, I would bed them in a heartbeat. I wouldn't touch their daughters unless they were over 18, but their wives and girlfriends were fair game and I did a lot of them.
I was a miserable prick. What you would call a "Cocksman".
When I sobered up, I stopped all that and figured out why I behaved as I did. I won't go into that here, but, before she married me, my wife demanded that I tell here exactly how many women I had had sex with. She wanted a specific number and even names and places and dates in case one day there was a knock at the door (or a lot of knocks at the door) and somebody showed up claiming to be my kid(s), she wouldn't be surprised.
It took me quite a while but I added them all up and got her her list and it freaking shocked me!
I lost my cherry at 17 and married my wife when I was 30. In the years between, while travelling the world and going girl crazy, I managed to screw 282 women. Making out and hand jobs and blow jobs without screwing totalled another 306. Since I have been married and Sober, I have been monogamous and happy as hell - I landed a really great Irish chick. And to her credit (or insanity), she married me in spite of my past!
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"Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt."
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