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What do youcall a man with no arms or legs water skiing?
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One of the atoms pauses with a worried look on his face and pats his pockets, then says "dang it....I lost an electron."
The other questions "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!" says the first.
What happens when a duck flys upside down?
He quacks up!
What's new in chemistry?
c over lambda
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