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A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?", to which the lady replied "Yes".
..."Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing".
A three legged dog walks into town carring a gun. The town folks see this, and say "we can't have that dog in town with a gun, someone go get the sheriff."
So the Sheriff walks up to the dog and says, "listen here dog, this is a nice, peacefull town we have here, you can't be walking around with that gun."
The dog looks up and says...."I ain't leaving town till I find the man that shot my paw."
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