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said: Saddle up
*confused look
heard: Jesus Christ I just came five times, I did't know I could do that (felt pretty good to hear)
also heard: whoa, look at the couch (huge wet spot)
I wish I had some funny ones but unfortuantly I do not, though I think an old gf passed out during sex for a min or two (I was pretty lit my self) cause I was fucking her from behind and smacking her ass really hard and I got no response at all. I only noticed when I looked back. mainly its just the usual "you like that don't you?" and "tell me you fucking like that"
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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu
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