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Used a few on this girl who was my girlfriend at the time, we just used to seduce each other. As you can see, we did it in quite a jokey way:
Me: You have lovely legs *stroking thighs* what time do they open? *leaning over to start...*
Me: Hey, does this cloth smell of chloroform to you? *put cloth over her mouth, she pretends to slump over in my arms, I lay her down and we start mucking around*
Me: My magic watch tells me you aren't wearing any panties.
Her: Yeah, I am.
Me: Oh! Wait, it's 5 minutes fast.
The time after that
Me: My magic watch tells me you aren't wearing any panties.
Her: I'm not.
*guess*
And the final one...
Me: Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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