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Old 05-04-2003, 02:39 AM   #43 (permalink)
frenik
Crazy
 
Location: blah
- All sitcoms... they were funny when I was younger, but now they're predictable and boring.
- Jiminy Glick - Oh look, it's a fat guy with a funny voice, who's not very smart. It's a laugh riot. Uproarious.
- Dismissed
- Cribs
- Jay Leno, the most unfunny person alive.
- Oprah. I'd respect her more if she'd use her influence over fat women to start a cult, and "catch a starship" a few years later. I'll even buy the Kool-Aid.
- Dr. Phil. I'm not sure if this guy still has his own show, but I wish he would disappear from the face of the Earth, or at least my TV set.
- BET's Comicview. If you want stand-up comedy, watch Comedy Central. I love stand-up, and before my cable provider carried Comedy central this shit was the only stand-up on TV. Maybe it's just "black" humour and I don't get it, but I really don't get it.
- Jerry Springer. Other talk shows can be a decent distraction with moderate entertainment value, but Springer sucked long before he got "big" a few years ago. It just seems so fake and pointless.
- Howard Stern's E! Show, but only the episodes entirely devoted to naked girls coming on. What is the point of those shows? "Wow, that chick's got a nice stomach and face, too bad the parts I really want to look at are blurred out." I guess it's a step up from radio...

And while I'm talking about Howard Stern, I should add "Howard Stern's Jerkoff" to the list. It was basically just a special episode of his normal show, but imitated Jackass in every way, from the logo to the content and editing style. But Stern still has the nerve to sue "Hot or Not" (ABC?) because he claims that they are ripping him off, not to mention the constant complaining on his radio show about the "Howard Stern clones" on the radio. You invented a genre, Howard. Hoo-hoo-hoo, Robin. (if anyone wants to discuss this further, start a thread or lemme know and I will. I don't want to hijack this one)
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