04-26-2004, 10:46 PM
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#37 (permalink)
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Cracking the Whip
Location: Sexymama's arms...
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Originally posted by Lasereth
Good job jackass, here come the twin jokes!
For the record, yes, we get sick at the same time. We can use telepathy to cheat on tests, we've skipped classes for each other, and wrote papers for each other using said telepathy. Telekinesis becomes useful, but only when we're in the same room to channel our twin energies together. I am Pete and he's Repeat, and I'm Frick and he's Frack. You are seeing double, and yes, he is wiser because he's 4 minutes older. He is my big brother, and you're right, we're in the same fucking grade level. We trick our teachers if we don't feel like going to class and they never know. If he's hurt, I'm hurt, and I feel his every move. We say the same thing everyday because we think alike 24/7. Feel free to buy us a single birthday gift, because after all, we are the same person. You are original for using the aformentioned jokes and insights, and you're definitely the first person I've heard them from.
Now that those are out of the way, maybe we can get some original comments! 
-Lasereth
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Thanks,
I needed a good laugh today 
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