heard- you bastards better not be out there smoking without me! (have to love stoner chicks

)
heard- will you fucking stop shagging next to me, it's hard enough to skin up on this bed as it is (once again, you have to love stoner chicks)
said- allow that
heard- right, ok, thats it, if your not gona let me skin up, i'm just gona have to join in
said-i can't believe i'm not gona remember this tomorrow
heard-i'm having a threesome!
I said- no-one gives a fucking damn amy!
mate said- wheres em and jane?
*scramble to get upstairs'