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		| The urologist, Nicholas Stroumbakis, and his 4-year-old son were going for one last run after a day of sledding when their plastic sled crashed into a foot-deep drainage ditch at the base of the hill, said Dr. Stroumbakis's lawyer, Stewart M. Casper. | 
	
 what? he couldn't examine a penis from a wheelchair?
what a fucker,  where's the "sled at your own risk" sign when you need one?