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Look, I know you are thinking that this is wrong. But I also know that you haven't been laid in a long time. We both know that I am younger better looking, and in better shape than your husband. But what you don't know is that I have a tongue like an electric eel on speed, and I can hold my breath for a loooooong time. C'mon, Grandma. Grandpa won't be back for hours. Why deny yourself this?
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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.
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