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Old 04-25-2004, 07:32 PM   #32 (permalink)
splck
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hanxter
[B]why would anyone walk thru a cow pasture at night ankle deep in manure to tip a cow...[b/]
Mushrooms my friend. We used to go pick magic mushrooms in the very wee hours of the morning. The best place to pick em was in the pasture.



Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainGumby

Personally, I think a lot of tipping stories are fake. I've helped my wife work her father's herd and cows are big, stupid animals. I've seen them bend thick steel pipe with ease when trying to get out of the chute...maybe with a rope & a truck you could tip them, but in my experience (admittedly limited) there is NO way two or three people could push one over.
You tip em late at night or very early in the morning when they are asleep, not during the daytime when they are wide awake.
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