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Originally posted by eyeswimslow
Ok ok ok... get this:
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them got as"salt"ed.
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DAMN IT! I was scrolling down to the end of the thread to post that very same joke!
Okay....
Joe is walking down a dark street one night and sees his friend Fred on his hands and knees under a streetlight.
"What's going on?" Joe asks.
Fred says, "I dropped my keys in the dark, and I'm trying to find them."
Joe's a good bud, so he gets down on his hands and knees and starts looking, too. After about 10 minutes neither he nor Fred have found the keys.
"Are you sure you dropped them right around here?" Joe asks Fred.
Fred says, "Actually, no, I dropped them about half a block down and across the street."
"So why are we looking HERE, Fred?" Joe demands.
"Oh, because the light's better here."