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Originally posted by bparker805
Said to me by an exgf:
I am not sucking that after its been in my ass.
but the funniest thing i ever heard was a noise she made after having sex in an uncomfortable place, and Im not talking about the backseat of a VW.
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hehehehe i love kevin smith
my favorite was when i was on top of this guy and he kept sayin "thatta girl.." i dunno why but it was a turn on
one time i asked a guy how his father was doing... i guess i was gettin bored but he didn't seem to like the fact that i was thinking about his dad during sex
