I won't lecture you on smoking weed in public, but I will suggest an ornate glass bong, or a polished metal one for the post-smoke "amused by shiny objects" period.
As for the roses, I wouldn't give it in front of her parents, but I've seen what may be the tackiest gift ever. It's called a "Pantirose" and consists of a lace thong folded and curled into a rose and tucked into a plastic stem. May be good for a partying tpye, but not necesarily on the first date.
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