There's a guy I know who we always tease about being from a small town. Admittedly, it's not that "hick" but there is still some evidence.
Despite his denial that he is, indeed, a hick, he has been cow tipping and has smoked corn stalks. Apparently, to tip a cow, you do need three good strong folks. Just push at it from the side over the stomach, and it'll fall. And yes, they will chase you, so be prepared to dictate a hasty retreat.
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