|
I remember years ago hearing a female comedian tell this story to demonstrate the difference between how men and women think:
Imagine you're leaving a bar after last call. You're walking to your car - alone; it's dark, and the parking lot is unlit and mostly empty. Before you get your key into the lock, a stranger of the opposite sex, obviously drunk, who was making lewd remarks to you across the bar earlier, runs up behind you, puts their arms around you, and describes - in great detail - what sexual acts they would like to perform on you right there; right now - in a dark parked car, in the now-empty parking lot.
To most men - this is a nightly fantasy; a dream come true.
To most women - it's a frightening nightmare.
/questions the relevance; just sharing.
__________________
If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
|