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Ok this is not mine but it's so hilarious that I just had to share it with you guys.
I was at this huge party 6 years ago where I overheard my class mate Bjarke trying to pick up a hot little lady.
he (so incredibly drunk) takes her hand, looks her into the eyes and says: "You smell just like my grandmother!"
No he did not get the girl and boy do I wish I had a camera to snap the look on her face when he told her that!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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