Fun thread
Was visiting a friend and we were at his friends apartment for the night. The couch was taken by my friends roommate, and I had this little pullout sofa. My friend was going to sleep on the floor, so I pulled my line:
Me: Don't be silly, there's plenty of room on the pullout, and besides, you don't have a blanket - you'll freeze.
Him: Hey thanks!
Me: Besides, it's not like we're going to do anything with Tim sleeping right over there.
Him: True...
Game, set, match
Then again, a few hours later he used a line on me which worked... Game set match for him! That was a good night...