"*groan* I think you split me in half!" (attempts to close legs)
"Wow, that was REALLY a good one"
"NOOOOO, you did NOT just cum!!" (bites him multiple times in frustration)
"I'm hungry- let's eat"
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Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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