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Jim is sitting in the bar of a restaurant at the top of a skyscraper having a few when a guy walks in and bets $100 Jim that he can jump out the window and survive.
Jim takes him up on it and the stranger walks to the window, waves to the bar, and jumps out. 10 minutes later, the elevator dings and the stranger walks back into the bar to collect his $100.
Jim figures there must be a platform outside, and decides to bet the next guy that walks in that JIM can jump out the window. He does, leaps out the window, and falls to his death.
The bartender turns to the stranger and says "Ya know. You're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
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