Ok, this is unbeatable.
It's an ad for an indoor go-cart track called "Daytona Indoor Raceway"
it goes like this:
"3 WHINEY CHILDREN: Will you take us to Daytona ?
FRUSTRATED FATHER: No!
3 WHINEY CHILDREN: Will you take us to Daytona ?
FRUSTRATED FATHER: No!
3 WHINEY CHILDREN: Will you take us to Daytona ?
FRUSTRATED FATHER: No!
3 WHINEY CHILDREN: Will you take us to Daytona ?
FRUSTRATED FATHER: No!
3 WHINEY CHILDREN: Will you take us to Daytona ?
FRUSTRATED FATHER: No!
3 WHINEY CHILDREN: Will you take us to Daytona ?
FRUSTRATED FATHER: No!...."
...for about 30 more seconds.
Then the Father goes "Ohh... ok", at which point all three kinds, in turn in these lame deadpan voices say:
"Yeah. Woo hoo. Go dad."
Then a voicover saying:
"Daytona Indoor Raceway, so much fun, you'll never hear the end of it"
and then the kids chime in...
3 WHINEY CHILDREN: Will you take us to Daytona ?
FRUSTRATED FATHER: But we've already been!
3 WHINEY CHILDREN: Will you take us to Daytona...
/fadeout.
Seriously I want to find out what marketing scumfuck came up with this gimmicky ad (blatanly ripping off The Simpsons' Mt Splashmore gag) and punch his lights out.
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