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Describe your worst local TV commercials!
So, there's this place called Michael's Furniture and they make the worst commercials. Every one of them features a guy dressed as a rabbit, a guy in a mattress constume, the owner Michael who is a fucking nut with a tupee, and his slut of a wife. I can't get over how bad these commercials are. One commercial, the guy did completely nude.
There was another commercial which was a take-off of a Jack In The Box commercial with Jack and his wife in bed talking about a new sandwich. The commercial was just two pairs of cartoon eyes in the dark with the wife asking the guy to lower the price on his mattresses for her and he agrees to do so for her and adds "Maybe there's something you can do for me..." and you see her pair of eyes drop down... oh man. Terrible.
There is also a KIA dealership that uses a fat ugly bastard and a chimpanzee to sell cars. I can't believe they are still in business.
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