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Originally posted by Averett
1 minute through.... I can't understand what she's singing. Oh bad men are trying to knock off my hat and ugly glasses! What ever will I do?
2 minutes through... Oh my boyfriend won't pay attention to me. He is teh suck.
3 minutes through.... Hey, my head is bleeding! Must be from all these ratty hair extentions.
last part... Hey look at me! I'm like an angel going through the hospital helping little babies be born! No, I can't sign your autograph mean lady, I'm dead!
Okay, so did she die or not? I'm confused. And I feel the need to puke.
She's so tired... She needs to go away.
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Ha ha ha ha, Averette that's the funniest thing I've read in a while. 
And oh so true, I couldn't agree with you more, especially on the ugly glasses part. 
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"The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides"
-Carl Sagan
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