NERC, the National Electric Reliability Council, announced today that open electrical outlets in homes across the nation are partly to blame for the recent New York blackout. Citizens are urged to plug something into each available outlet to stop leakage on the system.
In a related story, rouge nano-bots from the Lawerence Livermore labratory have infiltrated the nations electrical transmission system and are believed to be reproducing and spreading through out the nations electrical grid. Their exact purpose is unknown at this time.
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