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Never fallen asleep, but a few related stories-
My ex and I thought it would be nice to, at least once, just try having sex with the other person when they were asleep. I mean, if waking up to oral was good, what's the next logical step? So she surprised me first. I wake out of a deep sleep to hear her whisper "You're so hot, I can't stay off." And then she's on top, and going pretty hard. The problem with this scenario is that, I'm the world's deepest sleeper. I was in and out for a good portion, and she was exhausted long before I felt anywhere near finishing. She was really nice about it though, even wiped me off.
When it was my turn, I woke up in the middle of the night when she moved my hand from her bellow to right on her panties. I determine that she's asleep, or faking it real well, but has never the less just given me the green signal. I will later learn that she was having difficulty breathing from my arm's weight. So I start manually warming her up, and get things to a boil pretty fast, I must say. I then wipe my hand off and. . .fall asleep. The next day, she asked if I had "done anything" while she was asleep. It was pretty funny.
I'm so hard to wake up, that she usually resorted to female wiles in the morning. For example, it was very common for her to take my hand and place it on one of her breasts. Or to start rubbing my dick. Or both. Even then, it's hard for me to open my eyes.
One time, when she was on top, we finished. Then she looked at me, smiled, and without a word, collapsed onto my chest and started fake snoring loudly. I honestly don't think I have ever laughed so hard, nor will again.
And finally, there was the time that she woke me up several hours before we had set the alarm, shagged me rotten, fell promptly asleep, and later claimed to have been "sleep fucking" and how could I have taken advantage. I'm not kidding.
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