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emo = "boo hoo im an artist and the world hates me so im going to sit and cry because no one loves me"
and I can't quite remember what that old thing was that that joke refers too...
Two whole-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sessame seed bun? was that it? I can't remember all the words and it's hard to tell.
Person 1: did you hear about the actress who stabbed herself? Reese somthing...
Person 2: WITHERSPOON?!?
Person 1: NO, WITH HER KNIFE!
Person 3: This movie is too updog.
Person 4: What's updog?
Person 3: Nothin much, whats up with you?
Two pretzels are walking down the street, and one is assaulted (a salted)
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and hears a voice that says "That suit looks real good on you!" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. A minute later, the man hears the same voice say "That tie looks very nice, too." The man looks again and sees no one. Eventually the bartender comes over and sees the confused man and asks whats wrong. The man says "Well, ever since I came in here, I keep hearing voices telling me that I look nice in this suit..." The bartender says, "Oh, that's just the peanuts. They're COMPLIMENTARY!"
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