It is not so very strange for events like that to happen. It's kind of ironic how soldiers can get along and it seems the only reason they are fighting is because the people in power far away from the fighting are telling them what to do.
That soccer game would be crazy though, a half mile long field, they'd probably just let everyone play, so guess maybe 300 players.
And being goalie would definately suck in that situation.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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