04-19-2004, 03:30 AM
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Insane
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Originally posted by tecoyah
Well...to be completely honest, I think this is actually a great Idea. With what your previous Governor did to your school system, I figure you got about twenty years before the Brain trust in Texas drops to the point of critical failure, we will require a dome placed over the entire state the keep in the emmisions you continue to produce from oil and hog farts as well.
Should there be armed conflict, it should only take you four or five months to find the members of your National guard, but as you say, you will have a bunch of beer drinking riflemen availible to fire wildly into the air. As for the beer, You and Hank hill are more than welcome to the worlds supply of Alamo, Lone star and any other canned alcohol with a star on the label.
Fortunately we will have Florida and the Cape for our space center, and California readily availible to actually MAKE the spacecraft to fly out of it.
Should we get desperate for energy, we can always do as your former Governor has been attempting and destroy the Arctic for oil, but I doubt it will come to that simply because without Texas, our collective I.Q will increase to the point where we actually think clearly and develop the alternative energy program that has been shelved for years to keep the Texas economy alive.
I would request that you forward the above submition to your local senator, so as to expediate the formation of the republic of Texas. The rest of us have been waiting for years for someone of your critical thinking to create the needed documentation to make this blessing a reality.
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woah.... too much democrat for me.... its supposed to be more amusing than truth... but oh well... to each his own. Have fun in flordia 
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Lathan Stanley
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