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Isn't it obvious. Sadams brother Ollie, in a desperate attempt to protect Iraqi secrets, bundled up all the WMD's in a persian rug and shipped them UPS to syria. Meanwhile the palace dog, while digging for bones in Sadams back yard stumbled upon a mysterious metal rod. The heavily radioactive plutonium made fluffys hair fall out and a palace guard mistook her for a rat, fluffy was shot. In a fit of dispair Sadam decided to attempt to get a few centrifuge tubes in order to clone fluffy, and set his heart at ease.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, Osama wrote to the Iraqi embassador pleading for mercy in regards to the guard who shot fluffy, as he was a distant cousin of Bin Laden and his sisters husbands fourth wife requested it. Because of a sad twist of fate(Sadam immediately executed the guard after he shot fluffy) Sadam could not comply with Osamas request, and thus the hatred Osama feels towards Iraq.
Shortly after the untimely demise of the palace pet, The leadership of Syria detected an alien spacecraft over the border with Iraq, and used its intellegence gathering agencies to come to the conclusion that Sadam was actually an alien, who disliked sunlight (thus the spider hole he was found in) and had a plan to block out the sun over Syria with an enormous inflatable Twinky, as this would deprive the Syrians with there source of tanning they decided to break off relations and keep the WMDs for themselves.
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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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