I was about to make another thread but figured I'd just reply to this one instead
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something. (Eight something)
Q. But do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It changes their blood type.
Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A. B-52...F-16...B-2.
Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck.