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Originally posted by End User
I laughed out loud. Maybe I am dememted though.
Here's mine:
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
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That was good, the getting raped one was sweet too.
Here is a couple.
What do you call a mushroom who walks into a bar and buys every one a drink?
A fun guy.
Why does the Pope have the best job in the world?
Because he gets to see his boss sprawled on a cross everyday.