There is a trick drink I've seen ordered called a "bar mat." Basically, the bartender picks up the bar mat with all the spillage on it and forces the liquids from the mat into a shot glass by any means necessary. Then, your drunk buddy drinks it and thanks you. Very funny stuff. Never tried one myself. I would guess the flavor varies depending on what's been spilled recently.
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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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