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Better a gun than the Tossed Salad Man
." Quoting a prisoner on initiation into prison drug culture: "'The first thing I do is make a new man toss my salad . . . which is having your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup, and I prefer syrup' . . . We don't need a death penalty, we just need the Tossed Salad Man!
Some people say the schools are outta control, that we need prayer in schools. We don't need prayer in schools, we need the Tossed Salad Man in school! 'Hey Jimmy, you got a D. You know what you gotta do?' . . . 'No-o-o-o! No-o-o-o-o! I don'wanna toss the salad - I'mma read, I'mma learn to read!'"
OnT: What do you expect from a pro ball player?
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I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince
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