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I was almost caught by my Mom one time. I had the house to myself. I'd lit some inscense and was paging through a magazine (no Internet then) and generally enjoying myself.
I can't remember if I'd even finished or not but I got a bit sleepy and sort of drifted off to sleep. Thankfully I pulled the covers up because I awoke to the sound of my Mom coming up the stairs exclaiming, "What is that smell?" (the inscense)...
I'm sure she thought she would find me smoking dope.
Groggily I managed to mumble that I was napping. Yeah, in the the middle of the day, naked with porn magazines... thank god for covers.
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- Old Man Luedecke
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